
The Pipe Dream Tearoom
A tearoom tucked between dream and nightmare. A place that can only be visited when one has closed their eyes and given into sleep.
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[Dynamis, Maduin, Shirogane Ward 14, Plot 58]
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Open the 1st Friday of every month 9pm - 12 am EST
The Vision

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Sleep finds all even as they attempt to run from it, some will find themselves visited by dreams, and unfortunate ones plagued by nightmares.However, a select few are gifted the chance to be a guest at The Teahouse. All those who enter are greeted then by the smell of otherworldly incense and coals from the fires burning at every table. Here, one is free to drink and eat to their content, a guest of the proprietor himself. Do not be alarmed when he welcomes you, for he knows who you are and all your burdens just as you know him, or feel as though you do.Regardless of the number of customers, there is always a the buzz of conversation about the tea house, as if it is brimming with unseen life. Come, join the ceremony. No language barriers, no strife; just the ever watchful eye of the owner and service that one can only dream of.
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Venue Info
Rules -
Zero Tolerance - We don't tolerate bigotry or predatory behavior of any sort. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone who breaks this rule regardless of if they did so within the venue or not. If you have a history of being homophobic, transphobic, racist, or acting inappropriately towards minors YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!
IC
- All characters who come to the tearoom are asleep inherently. They can either remember falling asleep or not, that is up to player discretion.- Gil spent does not have to be OOC but it is IC and will be gone from the characters coffers when they wake up.- Though characters may speak other languages and those languages will be heard, all characters will understand the words spoken to them without needing translation.- Characters may fight, but there will be consequences such as being expelled from the dream all together.
OOC
- Characters and those playing characters must be 18+.- Must have RP tag on or be clearly roleplaying already to be served-No public ERP. If you're sitting in the corner naked on each other's laps... we know what you're doing.- No NSFW outfits.- Be respectful to servers OOC.- Be respectful of other patrons.- No god modding. Yes this is a dream, but it is one that is not completely controlled by guests.- No breaking immersion by jumping into the void. Just respect the boundary and leave through the sections that have red curtains.
Extra -
Access - Go to the very end of the hall and type /doze in the chat. Jump a few times and you should be at the door. <3Discord: - https://discord.gg/bpmzBmVYG8
Your Host
His watchful gaze is felt throughout the entire tearoom, looming above it all from the third floor. If you are lucky, he may come down to greet you and perhaps even prepare your cup of matcha for you, free of charge.
Carrd: sullsrp.carrd.co
Your Servers

Kai'a Elakhi:
A mask-wearing herbalist who keeps his intentions unclear and his spirits high!
Carrd: harmacist.carrd.co

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Recruitment
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Those who serve alongside The Host are individuals he has specially selected. Few are given such a privileged spot within the tearoom's walls and trusted to maintain the dreamlike wonder.The Host seems to choose those who have toed the line between figment and reality, those who are hungry to please, and those who know that all that one needs at any given time is one's imagination.Do you believe your character to the task of weaving dreams and fulfilling every guest's wildest desire?
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Market Menu

Upon the air there dances an aroma that captivates and beckons. Floral and sweet and thick, the scent of tea wafts from a small stall that seems to have just appeared but feels as though it has always been there. Behind this stall stands a figure, familiar and foreign at the same time, exhisting in contradiction. His smile if friendly and without saying a word it invites you in.
『 Please, have a look. 』
Drinks -



Melatonious Matcha
Every cup is prepared fresh by The Host, who has trained for many turns to perfect his technique. The result of his work is nothing less than some of the finest matcha one may have the pleasure of enjoying. Whisked before ones very eyes, it is smooth and sophisticatedly bitter and leaves one feeling warm and content enough to dream peacefully when next they give in to sleep. (200 gil)
Dreamy Doman Tea
Freshly brewed at the market, this tea is hot and sweet with pieces of dried persimmons floating about within. A single sip is accompanied by a wave of comfort and should one finish their cup they will certainly feel much more relaxed than they were before, perhaps even a little sleepy. (100 gil)
Somnolent Sakurayu
Usually drank only on special occasions, this tea is made by steeping pickled cherry blossoms in hot water. It is floral, salty, and subtly sweet with pink petals dancing within the cup, shimmering as if otherworldly. Simply breathing in the steam is enough to calm one’s nerves, and finishing the cup will leave one feeling at ease and ready for a good nights rest. (200 gil)
Services -

Tea Leaf Readings
One must first purchase a cup of tea (excluding our Masterfully Made Macha) and drink it fully before The Host can scry from the leaves left behind. From these leaves the inquiring party shall learn of their past, present, and future. (Market Goers will be asked to roll a d100 thrice to determine the shapes found within their cup).
Items -


Omamori
Inside these small brocade bags are wooden amulets inscribed with one of eight different protective invocations. One may request protection for travel, protection from evil, better fortune/luck, educational success, prosperity in business/money, romantic/marital success, fertility health, and familial safety/prosperity in the household. These are meant to be worn on ones person, tied to a bag or belt, and kept close. (1,000 gil)
Kamifuda
These protective talismans are made from paper and stamped with the seal of a long forgotten shrine along side the neatly scribed name of a long forgotten deity. Nonetheless, they work efficiently to ward off dark spirits from entering one’s home and keep misfortune at bay. One need simple place them at the gate, entrance, or ceiling of their home to reap its benefits. (1,000 gil)